Roast jokes
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"
Stop it why offends... asf.
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.