Roast jokes
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Your face makes onions cry.
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.