Roast Jokes

yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it

A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?

i can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere, i think you two would be really good friends

your like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.

YO MAMA SO F A T..

That when she used a jumprope.. Everytime she jumped caused a giant caticlism!

you were born on a highway in a car crash i wonder why

My mum told me to do the dog poo but I couldn't find you anywhere

you are like a thunderstorm when you go away like your dad everyone is happy.

blud so old he pre ordered the torah

daday chill pis ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Where’s your off button

this town aint big enough for the one of you

weirdo: im too high too die! me: youll just fall harder

i bet when ya take a bath they give you the whole pool, no, better yet, the ocean

so you mom call she side when covin come home