Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Stop it why offends... asf.
"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
roses are red violets blue i thank god im not as ugly as you
Yo mama so fat she had to get baptized in the ocean
“no towers? :(“ no queen? :(
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
your like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Your hairline goes back to the first century
