Roast

Roast Jokes

Mom

Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!

Comeback

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.

Sun

Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!

Receipt

I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!

Forehead

Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?

Pig

What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.

Bar

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

Fat

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.