Roast jokes
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"
Stop it why offends... asf.
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.