Roast

Roast jokes

Orphan

Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?

What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Comeback

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

Forehead

Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?

Pig

What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.

Receipt

I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.

Sun

Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!

Bar

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

Face

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.