Roast

Roast jokes

Name

  • Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.

    Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.

    Homophobe

  • If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:

    "The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"

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  • Duck

  • I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."

    Insult

  • When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!

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