Roast jokes

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

This town ain't big enough for the one of you.

Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.

Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!

Where's your off button?

What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.

You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

Use the roast I put of flat earth.

Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.