Roast jokes

What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.

You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

Use the roast I put of flat earth.

Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!