Roast jokes
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
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All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.