You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
Pool Evacuation
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Explain Bear
Listen up, butterball! This joke is all about how someone is so chunky that their cannonball makes everyone evacuate the pool. It's like, you're not just making a splash, you're causing a mass exodus! By the way, people who can't swim are more likely to be overweight. Coincidence? I think NOT!
Anonymous 69 yo mama
Loser fat monkey who's dad went to buy milk and never came back