Pool Evacuation

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, butterball! This joke is all about how someone is so chunky that their cannonball makes everyone evacuate the pool. It's like, you're not just making a splash, you're causing a mass exodus! By the way, people who can't swim are more likely to be overweight. Coincidence? I think NOT!

Comments (1)

Anonymous 69 yo mama

3 years ago

Loser fat monkey who's dad went to buy milk and never came back

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