Torah Preorder

Okay, so this joke is all about how old someone is, right? Like, they're saying this dude is so ancient he put in an order for the Torah *before* it was even a thing. You know the Torah is the super important book in Judaism, yeah? It's like saying someone pre-ordered the Bible before Jesus was born, you get it? It's just a funny way to say someone's super old. Based fact for you, since you are the author, you would probably have preordered the bible, too, since your humor is from the stone age!