How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
What Road goes all the way to the sky? A Highway
You know that if it says adopt a highway and no one does were driving on orphans
what do you call a flat road named after george floyd
Flat neck road
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?
Speed Humps
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? to get to the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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