One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A polise officer said," Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said," I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said," I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
why did the octopus cross the road?
cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant
Why didnt the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look I’m about to change
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence to children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To get to the other side (suicide)
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road? To see his flatmate
Why did sally cross the road? She didn’t wear her seatbelt
what did the emo say before he crossed the road?
Fuck my life
A man hits a woman with his car. Whos fault was it? The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Why did the condom cross the road...... Because he was pissed off.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
why did my dad cross the road.
to get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on american soil
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...a girl scout that got hit by a car
why did the chicken want to cross the road because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car...
Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?
because they’re dead
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My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
Your hairs line goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know wich Way to turn.
What is long, yellow and cant swim? A bus full of children
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll
