Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident? She was really drunk and all over the road Until she was all over the road.
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike.
Runover.
-Why did the Indian cross the road? -Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Why did the stoner cross the road? He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by and orphanage but then relies, there's no speed bumps here...
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
Why did an Indian cross the road? To take a shit
a guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road and he smells fish and he says good morning ladies
Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage
Why did the emo person cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE haha
Have you driven through Dealey plaza it will blow your mind~john f. Kennedy
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
Americans: we drive on the right side of the road
The British: we drive on the left side of the road
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD *crashing noises follow*
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who nose
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road? A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
