Road

Road jokes

Serial Killer

Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.

Emo

What did the emo say before he crossed the road?

"Fuck my life."

Foot

Why did my foot cross the road?

Because your ass was on the other side.

Attack

Why did my dad cross the road?

To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.

Girl Scout

What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

...A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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  • Chicken

    Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.

    Boy

    Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?

    He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.

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  • Kebab

    My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.

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  • Hairline

    Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.

    Bus

    What is long, yellow and can't swim?

    A bus full of children.

    Man

    Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.

    Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?

    He wanted to see a chicken strip.

    Rooster

    Why did the rooster cross the road?

    To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^