Road jokes
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.