Why did the orphan cross the road? To find his family Sorry
why did the toad cross the road to show his girlfreind he had guts
Why did Pinnochio cross the road?
To get to the other lied
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer:because it’s a scaredy-cat.
hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasnt chicken
A guy walks into an AA meeting and ask for a road map.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What’s big and black the road
why chicken corss road because he get hit by car
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speedbump 😬
why did the orphan cross the road? to get to the real estate agent.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
Why does an Orphan never learn how to drive cause he has no dad to help him
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?" She points off the cliff and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside all mangled and dead. The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."