Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To get to the other side (suicide).
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate.
Hedgehog's Road Crossing
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The first hedgehog crossed the road to off himself, a real bummer, I know. But the second one? He just wanted to check on his buddy. Get it? "Flatmate" because the first hedgehog got flattened. You probably think that's dark, and you're right, but hey, you're the one reading it, genius.