Road jokes
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
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Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.