Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid
Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.... i went for the cliffs
Why did mommy disapear: the dad: well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Americans be like: Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road.
England be like: Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road.
Russians after a car accident be like: Here in Russia, road is road.
why did the chicken cross the road.
to die
why did the orphan cross the road?
to finally get his milk.
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack
What’s the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
why did the cat cross the road?
to make a catastifi on the road
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Aparently that’s where most accidents happen.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
Why did the chicken cross the road?
why?
To get to the idiots house
Knock knock
Who's there
The chicken
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road....... To get hit by a car
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:... You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had Dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.