Road jokes
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
I had to stop drinking because I got tired of waking up in my car, driving 90.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.