Road jokes
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!