Road jokes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
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Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Floor on the road?
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?