how do you know youre following a dolorean? the white line disappears
Why did the Canadian cross the road? To say sorry to the other side.
When your going 80KM in a school zone and one of the speed bumps scream.
Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.
why did the tomato cross the road to ketchup with his friends on the other side
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
why did the roster cross the road twice?
to prove it was not a chicken
Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along
whats the fastest way to get to the hospital? stand in the middle of the road
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My wife told me to treat her like a princess so i got drunk and drove through the tunnel
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
Why did the Dad cross the road
To get the milk
im sorry orphans that your getting bullyed.. oh i have to go my MOM's calling me WERE going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reuonion
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over? Rainbow road
Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.
The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.
"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.
The driver leans over to the other priest and they whisper between themselves.
Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."
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Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch
