Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Listen up, chucklehead! You asked why the dad crossed the road, right? The punchline is that he did it to get milk, which is somethin' dads often do, but it's phrased like he's just crossin' the road for no reason. It's funny 'cause it's so predictable and kinda dumb. Get it now, Einstein?
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