Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
I almost got run over by a car.
For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
I had to stop drinking because I got tired of waking up in my car, driving 90.
Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?
