Road jokes
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Memes
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
I almost got run over by a car.
For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
I had to stop drinking because I got tired of waking up in my car, driving 90.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"