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Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
Brother 2(1): We have these weird circles on the street! Government is trakin' us!!! Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And its the government. Brother 2(1): Then why are there two in the left turn lane Brother 1: So 1 car isn't always going left and stopping the others. Brother 2(1): Then why are they 1 car apart. Oh to have 3 people going. Brother 1: Correct. When i see 1 car on the first. i go on the 2nd so my light changes. Brother 2(1): You monster. Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight? Brother 2(1):HA. yo mama would trigger the sensor. Brother 1. ARG. its OUR MAMA your disrespecting. Mother (brother 1):whats going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY! Brother 2(1): i think you should take your pills. Brother 1: found them. *imaginary mother and brother fade away* thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him. btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
What time is it when you get home can you walk me home and get home and I can walk you home and walk home
Why did the koala cross the road? To get to the big tree
why did the hobo cross the road.
to get the rotten donut on the other side.
Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road? To get to birds eye
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road
cuz hes extinct
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why did the sperm cross the road? i put on the wrong socks this morning
Why did Stephen hawking cross the road oh wait he didn't
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in his flat mate.
In india whowever live facing road side this is for them Whenever it starts raining heavily our homes turn into pool facing homes cause the roads disappear
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road. Roadkill.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
why did i cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow road
why did the egg cross the road ?
cause he wanted to be scrambled
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church but instead the birds chirp chirp chirp let's go to church
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