Right jokes

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

"Neither! In-between."

"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.

I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.

Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

You realize we are tolerating you, right?

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.

I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!

What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?

*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"

That’s right, I have my own category😎

What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?

If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.

I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.

What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.