Right jokes

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

When you see your mom.

Me: bruh

Her: Are you serious right now bro?

Me: Yeah no shit.

Her: *slaps me*

I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!

What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?

*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"

What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?

That’s right, I have my own category😎

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

Dad: Alive.

Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).

Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.

Mother: Alive...

Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.

"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?

No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.

I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!

What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"

If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.

If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.

You realize we are tolerating you, right?

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.