I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunatley, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right and backwards.
what is osama bin laden singing right now??
*cue the little mermaid* undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea
What's the difference between me and a corpse I mean I'm not dead... yet,right?
When you see a your mom. Me:bruh Her:are you serious right now bro Me:yeah no shit Her:*slaps me*
That’s right, I have my own category😎
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There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When was at the hospital and he woke up he asked the doctor of he was okay.
The doctor said ur all right now.
Dad: Alive Brother:orphan(fault=Mother) Me:dead on the inside but sadly alive Mother:Alive... Wait a minute.. I thought you were dead mom.. right your dead to me atleast.
i thought you were just raising your eyebrow but I checked x-ray and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right
Jk: jimin why are you so small? Jm: excujjimi? Jk: no offense jim jm: yah call me hyung! Jk: but im bigger jm: im older! Jk: im tge top and your tge bottom so i dobt think its right to call you hyung.. jm:......
What animal...howls at the moon...and...eats...cement...if you guessed wolf ur right(I threw in the cement to make it hard
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now"
I got in an argument, with the 90 degree angle. And guess What? It was right!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9 right? NO. Its because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds? Friend: um women? Obviously? Me: actually half a dog. So you're still right.
why is 10 so scared because he is right in the middle of 9/11
Wanna me to show u a joke? *Points at face* funny right?
My Grandma as any other she got a APPLE IPHONE 12 but a we all know we get dumb and so we buy a phone my grandma did not even know how to use it she even said How do i go on google i told her YOU CANT!My grandma was yeah right how do i do it. Comment down below does you grandma do this?
So one time I was with my girlfriend crazy right but we were doing a tictok eye fallow challenge and she pulled up a pick of where Stacy for in to the spider verse and I look some were I shouldn’t and she smacked me and I changed to the rock and you know where she looked wtf right in the no no square and since she was a girl all I could do was sit back and watch
