Right Jokes

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

To find the right direction for his FLOW.

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

How do you make a mime cry?

You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.

Are you a gravestone?

Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!

There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

Accurate.

A photo shows a wooden utility pole wrapped haphazardly with silver duct tape. The text in the image says "Actual photo of how well I'm keeping it all together right now."

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

When you see your mom.

Me: bruh

Her: Are you serious right now bro?

Me: Yeah no shit.

Her: *slaps me*

I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?

If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.

I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.

What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?

What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?

*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"

That’s right, I have my own category😎

Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.

"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

Dad: Alive.

Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).

Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.

Mother: Alive...

Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"