Right jokes
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
Are you serious right now, bro?
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!