Right Jokes

You know Thomas Paine right. Well, clearly he had some common sense too. right?

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I'm in a wheelchair right so I've tried everything but one stand up

It didn't work

Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and

Rights

When someone says: your are a mistake. say the only mistake I see is right in front of me.

America get pranked lol Bidens penis is probably as big as the twin towers right now Oh wait...

9/11 jokes just dont hit right with me

How did the Skeleton know.it was gonna right. He read the weather forecast.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9 Then why was 10 afraid

Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11

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My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics 😮‍💨

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones. Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea

So there’s this air purifier in my room right, and it’s really noisy so I unplugged it to sleep better and sure enough I fell asleep faster, so I came to the conclusion if I unplug noisy machines people will sleep better. It worked really well in my local hospital

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boy: hello mom can I have have 50$.mom:does it look like I am made of money.boy: that's what M.O.M means right.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money bartender says you gotta do 3 task he takes the shot of Jack and the customer says what are the tasks he says the 1st one is but the 1st 1 is I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth and you gotta pull it he says all right what's the 2nd 1 he said I got a big old girl upstairs that aint had no loving in a long time you gotta make her smile he takes another shot of Jack he said all right what's the 3rd 1 he said you see that horse outside you gotta make him laugh and cry Guy goes upstairs goes out back comes out to the front comes back in the other customer said give him the jar The guy says I took care of that lady's tooth and I made that alligator smile well how'd you make the horse laugh he said easy i told him I had a bigger deck then him bartender says how did you make him cry he said easy I showed him

Women’s rights

I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket. I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."

Me and my brother talking about relationships Me: We live kind of differently Brother: We're sort of alike Me: We're not alike Brother because he's taken: cause you don't have boyfriend! My thoughts: You're right. Cause I have a girlfriend!