Common Sense

Common Sense Jokes

Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"

What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?

The bear has common sense not to fire it.

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I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!