Common Sense jokes

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"

You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?

Did you know that water is wet?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

No.

Then how did you put your foot in it?

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.

It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.

What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?

The bear has common sense not to fire it.