Common Sense jokes

Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

No.

Then how did you put your foot in it?

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

Did you know that water is wet?

What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?

The bear has common sense not to fire it.

You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.

Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.

Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.

Little Johnny: What are you doing?

Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.

Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

A teacher asked his students a math question.

"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

"One dollar!" she said.