Common Sense

Common Sense Jokes

Fish

Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"

Hole

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

No.

Then how did you put your foot in it?

Reason

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

Memes

Gun

What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?

The bear has common sense not to fire it.

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    You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?

    Sense

    They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

    Sense

    Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

    Sense

    I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

    He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

    "Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

    People

    People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

    I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

    Dad

    Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.

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