the toothbrush Says'' i have the worst job in the whole world''. the toilet paper behind him''yeah right''.
You went the wrong way. AWAYS chose the right path
me: am actually happy right now life: lol one sec
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
IF YOU DON'T SHUT RIGHT NOW YOUR GONNA LOOSE YOUR SHIRT!!!
Get it?
i asked my mom if i was adopted she said no why tf would i adopt you and i said im gonna kill my self and she also said make sure you do it right this time
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
aight imma make like a tree and leaf
*****u have to leave right after u tell this joke****
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian why do think that I said the teacher replied because you're reading from Right to Left
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right and backwards.
... You realize we are tolerating you right?
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunatley, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When was at the hospital and he woke up he asked the doctor of he was okay.
The doctor said ur all right now.
When you see a your mom. Me:bruh Her:are you serious right now bro Me:yeah no shit Her:*slaps me*
I got in an argument, with the 90 degree angle. And guess What? It was right!
What's the difference between me and a corpse I mean I'm not dead... yet,right?
That’s right, I have my own category😎
what is osama bin laden singing right now??
*cue the little mermaid* undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea
why is 10 so scared because he is right in the middle of 9/11
i thought you were just raising your eyebrow but I checked x-ray and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right
What animal...howls at the moon...and...eats...cement...if you guessed wolf ur right(I threw in the cement to make it hard
