Right jokes
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threatβright after I was done.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
Memes
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Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" π
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Why couldnβt the guy make bubbles?
He couldnβt find the right solution.
I need to get new shoes; one of these isnβt right.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.