Right jokes

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.

My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.

So did my friend on the right.

I had a dream of skiing.

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?

Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!

I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆

Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.

Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

Answer: Your right elbow.

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."

Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?

Because they were triplets!