Right jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Memes
Women, am I right?
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?
A clock.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.