Alora💕
I Got singed out of my old account.
Heyy.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”