Riddles
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
Why tie when you can knot?
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
What do you take care of after a car crash?
The witnesses.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
What's got 6 legs, 3 arms, and 3 heads?
The finish line at the Boston marathon.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
What is the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.