Riddles
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.