Riddles
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.