Restaurant jokes
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
In a world of feline folly, There lived a cat with a secret, A taste for adventure and mischief, And a love for KFC's golden treat.
With eyes like emerald jewels, And fur as black as night, This feline prowled the streets, In search of a savory delight.
Oh, how it yearned for chicken, Crispy and finger-lickin' good, But the cat knew it had to be sly, To satisfy its craving like it should.
Through alleyways it stealthily tiptoed, With nimble paws and a stealthy glide, Until it stumbled upon a secret, That made its hunger amplified.
A stash of KFC's golden eggs, Hidden away from prying eyes, An accidental treasure trove, A feast fit for a feline paradise.
With each stolen egg devoured, The cat's satisfaction grew, The taste of crispy breading, And juicy chicken, it knew.
Word soon spread of this food bandit, A legend of a cat so bold, Whispers echoed through the town, Of the one who stole the KFC gold.
But the cat with the KFC get eggs, Remained a mystery to all, A phantom of the night it became, Leaving no trace, no trail to recall.
And so, it continues its nightly quest, For chicken that satisfies its soul, The cat with the KFC get eggs, Forever on the prowl, never to be controlled.
The Schönes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.
The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.
This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?