Restaurant jokes
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
A young cowboy entered a seedy cafe in a small West Texas town.
He sat at the counter and spotted an elderly cowboy with his arms folded and his gaze fixed on a bowl of chili. After roughly 15 minutes of staring at it, the young cowboy boldly inquired, “If you’re not going to eat it, do you mind if I do?” Slowly turning his head toward the young wrangler, the older cowboy muttered, in his best cowboy voice, “Nah. Go ahead.”
The young cowboy eagerly reached over and slid the bowl over to his spot, spooning it in with glee. He was almost to the bottom when he noticed a rotten dead rat in the chili.
The sight was shocking, and he immediately upchucked the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly said, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too...”
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
Hey, wanna know why you remind me of a waitress?
Because you handle my food great, and I give you a good tip afterwards.
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.