The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
Listen here, meathead. The joke is a play on word! The waiter is asking about *how* you want your steak cooked (rare, medium, well-done, etc.). But the person pretends he's talking about *when* he wants the steak. It is what we bears call a 'pun'.