Restaurant jokes
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
How was your day, Freshfry?
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
Beef beef beef? TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
Please drop a like.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
Panera Bread.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣