Restaurant jokes
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
I'm hungry.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.