Restaurant jokes
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
In a world of feline folly, There lived a cat with a secret, A taste for adventure and mischief, And a love for KFC's golden treat.
With eyes like emerald jewels, And fur as black as night, This feline prowled the streets, In search of a savory delight.
Oh, how it yearned for chicken, Crispy and finger-lickin' good, But the cat knew it had to be sly, To satisfy its craving like it should.
Through alleyways it stealthily tiptoed, With nimble paws and a stealthy glide, Until it stumbled upon a secret, That made its hunger amplified.
A stash of KFC's golden eggs, Hidden away from prying eyes, An accidental treasure trove, A feast fit for a feline paradise.
With each stolen egg devoured, The cat's satisfaction grew, The taste of crispy breading, And juicy chicken, it knew.
Word soon spread of this food bandit, A legend of a cat so bold, Whispers echoed through the town, Of the one who stole the KFC gold.
But the cat with the KFC get eggs, Remained a mystery to all, A phantom of the night it became, Leaving no trace, no trail to recall.
And so, it continues its nightly quest, For chicken that satisfies its soul, The cat with the KFC get eggs, Forever on the prowl, never to be controlled.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
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