Restaurant Jokes

I love going g to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)

First Date: HE:"i work with animals every day!" SHE:"oh how sweet! what is it that you do?" HE:"I'm a butcher" SHE:"were through!"

So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.

when your wife gets pregnet and you dont want a kid just come on down to momma mias pizzareia and abortion clinic!

What is a good time for dinner and what do I do for you and dinner dinner and what yyyuyy dinner 🍴 night time

Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!

A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.

I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...

Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?!

Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza

Manager: THATS IT! IM KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE

Me: You can't kick me out

Manager: Why not? Huh?

Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.

A man with 20 dolars walked into Dave & Busters. He went to the bathrom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.

There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to burry them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but second guy refuses the meal.

When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.

In heaven, an angel asks him why.

“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat though.”

Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic Where no fetus can beat us and your loss is our sauce.

Went to my local Indian restaurant asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala the waiter said what's that I said it's the same as a tikka just a little otter

Juce world farts smell like Macdonalds

We were at a restaurant today and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch. I asked, "what do they raise there? Sea horses?"

the deaf man said to the waiter. mmmm the waiter said no english than the deaf man signed' f u'

Did you hear about the new Chinese food? It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!

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Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser

Me and my mom order Chinese food. My mom grab the egg roll, and start licking it up and down, and sucking on it in from of the Chinese delivery. I said why are you doing that for. Then my mom I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food.