Restaurant jokes
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
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Do you like Wendyâs?
Yeah, Wendyâs nuts finna go in your mouth!
Where did the one legged lady work?
IHOP
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."
When you canât have Chinese food because you donât have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
Whatâs something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
How does an orange đ go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, itâs mine!
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.