Restaurant jokes
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
A man walks into a diner one day, walks up to the counter, and proceeds to order a bowl of chili.
The waitress says that the man sitting next to him just ordered the last bowl they had. That man was just sitting there, not eating the chili.
After watching him not eating for a while, the first man asks him, "Are you going to eat that?"
The second man replies, "No, you can have it if you want."
So the first man takes the bowl and starts eating.
About halfway through the bowl, he's chewing when he feels a crunch. He looks down only to see half a dead rat sitting in the chili.
He immediately throws all of it up, back into the bowl.
The second man looks at him and says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got too."
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.