Restaurant jokes
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.