Restaurant jokes
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
Memes
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
Where did the one legged lady work?
IHOP
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.