Restaurant jokes
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
There is a man and a woman on a date.
The woman asked what kind of things do you love?
The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Why are french fries rude?
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.