Restaurant jokes
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.
Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.
As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
I wanted to open a restaurant for the hearing impaired, but the slogan "Enjoy without hesitation" didn't go down so well.
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.