Restaurant jokes
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
Where did the one legged lady work?
IHOP
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.