McDonald's

McDonald's Jokes

Orphan

Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."

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  • Orphan

    Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.

    Priest

    What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

    nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

    Fat

    Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

    11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

    9/11

    What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

    McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

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  • Hairline

    Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

    Twin Towers

    McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.

    Michael Jackson

    Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

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  • McDonald's

    Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

    Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

    Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

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  • Mayo

    You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

    I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

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  • Orphan

    Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.

    Anorexic

    What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

    Quarter pounder with cheese.

    Life

    Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.

    Priest

    What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.

    Nike

    Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.