McDonald's jokes

Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."

Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

McDonald's :)

What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

What place can you always find suicidal cows at?

"McDonald's."

Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?

Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.

Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.

What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.

Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.