Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? Itβs a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
