Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
'' What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ''
"Mc Donald's."
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
what kind of udder likes mcdonald’s udderly unhealthy
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
are teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall no resson so i said hey wall dat ass flat like a pancake from mcdondles.
Whats the difference between a priest and MCDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns
can emos eat happy meals?😳
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
McDonald's worker be like hello would you like a mc-dick(you looked down)you:uhh wheres my dick?
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Roses are red Obama is well spoken im sorry sir but the ice cream machine is broken
When I saw your hare line I thought you worked at McDonald’s
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
