McDonald's jokes
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Memes
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What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.