McDonald's jokes
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
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Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
What has four legs and works at McDonald's?
The remaining members of Nirvana.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.