McDonald's jokes
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
McDonald's :)
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.