McDonald's jokes
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
McDonald's :)
Memes
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.