'' What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ''
"Mc Donald's."
what kind of udder likes mcdonaldâs udderly unhealthy
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
are teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall no resson so i said hey wall dat ass flat like a pancake from mcdondles.
can emos eat happy meals?đł
What do McDonald's and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.
I was the manager at a McDonaldâs in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me thatâs all he knows how to do.
Despite Michael Jacksonâs legal problems while we was alive, McDonaldâs is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
Theyâre going to call it the McMichael! Itâs going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
When I saw your hare line I thought you worked at McDonaldâs
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
What does McDonald's and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns
Why canât orphans go to McDonaldâs.itâs a family Company
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's
Why canât orphans play at a McDonaldâs play place? They donât have parent supervision.
Roses are red Obama is well spoken im sorry sir but the ice cream machine is broken
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest? nothing... they both stick their meat in ten year old buns.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
whats the difference between McDonald's and a priest
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of jeff bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you and the mcdonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
What's the fastest thing on earth? An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
