What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To get to KFC
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
