Resource jokes

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?

Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!

Does money grow on trees? No.

What is money made of? Paper.

What is paper made out of? Trees!

Why can't you get water in the North Pole?

Because there is no well.

"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

W in Africa stands for water.

Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.

An optimist says, "The glass is half full."

A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."

A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."

Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"

A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.

When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.

Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?

Because his answers were netherrite.

There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.

"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."

How many Africans does it take to change a light?

A water bottle.

What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.