Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.
When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
