Resource jokes
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
W in Africa stands for water.
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.
When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
How many Africans does it take to change a light?
A water bottle.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.