Resource jokes
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.
When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Water?
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
How many Africans does it take to change a light?
A water bottle.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.