Resource jokes
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
W in Africa stands for water.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
The "w" in Africa is for water.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.
A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!
“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”
“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”