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Toilet Paper

I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!

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  • Fire

    Give a man a match; he will be warm for hours.

    Set him on fire; he will be warm for the rest of his life.

    Money

    Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?

    Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?

    Son: Mom, what is money made of?

    Mom: Paper.

    Son: Where does paper come from?

    Mom: . . .

    Time

    I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.

    Fire

    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

    Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

    Backyard

    I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.

    Water

    Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:

    Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).

    Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.

    Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!

    Water

    What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?

    One has water; the other one doesn’t.

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  • Coal

    What is the difference between white people and coal?

    It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.

    Fan

    How do you get a million fans?

    Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.

    Fire

    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.