Resource jokes
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
W in Africa stands for water.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?
Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?
Son: Mom, what is money made of?
Mom: Paper.
Son: Where does paper come from?
Mom: . . .
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
The "w" in Africa is for water.