What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
The "w" in Africa is for water.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
Water?
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.
A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
