Resource jokes

Have you ever had African water??

Neither have they.

Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.

"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."

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“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”

“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”

Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.

An optimist says, "The glass is half full."

A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."

A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."

Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"

Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

How do you get a million fans?

Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.

Give a man a match; he will be warm for hours.

Set him on fire; he will be warm for the rest of his life.

There were three men, and two of them died.

The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"