Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn't call it orphans home
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
why are orphan so bad a doge ball cause no one misses them
An orphin usees a family bathroom and when he comes out he gets told this is a family bathroom
Why do orphans go to prison. Because that’s their only home
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
I saw a girl crying I asked her where her parents were and she started to cry even more man, I love working in the orphanage.
Welcome to joes abortion clinic no fetus can beat us! You make em we take em!
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
I lost my job at a research facility,the people were too chill for me.
HEY THE BIGGEST DISTRACTION WILL NEVER BE MY TATTOOS IN THIS FACILITY IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING BUT IN ALL SERIOUSLY WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST FRAT PARTY TAKING PLACE NEAR THE OCEAN I AM MOST LIKELY GOING TELL MY FAMILY THIS OR MAYBE NOT DEPENDING WHAT GOING DOWN I AM VERY ADAPTIVE YHREW DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES
