Facility

Facility Jokes

Orphan

Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."

People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."

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  • Orphanage

    Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.

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  • Kid

    How does a disabled kid walk to school?

    He wishes he had the facilities to.

    Memes

    Orphanage

    I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."

    Midget

    I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

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  • Vegetable

    What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?

    Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.

    Orphan

    An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."

    Christmas Tree

    Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?

    Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.

    Orphanage

    Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

    Orphanage

    We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.

    Orphanage

    What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

    In a dog pound, people actually want them.

    Grandma

    What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................