Reproduction jokes
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
What’s another name for nutting in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
A: Loading up the dishwasher.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."