Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Reproduction Jokes
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
What’s another name for nutting in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
A: Loading up the dishwasher.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
