Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
Whats the resemblance between a microwave and reproduction( human )? -they both make a sound at the end.
Saying balls go into pussy.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
Anything can be funny with the right delivery, except for abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
