Reproduction jokes
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
Uder the sheets.
Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.
Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
Just cum.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Official orgasm donor.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.