Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Sex is like math.
Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Ah, son of a bitch, I got the truth stuck on my shoe?!?!
The truth: Breast feeding is like having long sex with your baby. God dammit, I hate the truth!
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?
Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.
Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.
And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
Sex is like math.
You add a bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And pray you don’t multiply.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
Jokers are all about the delivery.
Except abortion jokes...
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
