Reproduction jokes
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pail of water.
Jack came down, and then Jill came tumbling after, so they had a baby...
Dear uncle, I want my condoms.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.