What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
