What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
Reproduction Jokes
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
How do you sex?
With penis!
Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!
I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
Saying balls go into pussy.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"
