So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
Uder the sheets.
Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.
Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
Just cum.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Official orgasm donor.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, and the condom ripped; now they have a daughter.
