Technically, we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
As a little boy, I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me, "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked, "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
