Reproduction jokes
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
A little girl asks her mum, "Mummy how was I born?"
Her mother smiled and replied: "Once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day."
"The seed slowly grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful, healthy plant. So me and Daddy took the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so high that we fucked without a condom!"
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
And now there's little Frankey.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!