My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Reproduction Jokes
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
I once gave birth to 3 children.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.