Religion jokes
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
The priest had a very holy shirt.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
When will delusional Christians grow up and realize their fairy tales aren't based in reality?