Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Listen here, you silly goose! Orphans don't have dads, right? So, they go to church to call God "father" because they need someone to fill that role. It's kinda sad but also a bit funny because they're finding a workaround. You probably think a workaround is going around the block.