Religion jokes
Allah akbar.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Hi! Could I join?
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.