Volcanoes vs Suicide Bombers

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about two things that explode: volcanoes and suicide bombers. The punchline is that they both "erupt" when "triggered." Get it? "Erupt" because volcanoes erupt, and "triggered" because, well, you wouldn't know, but suicide bombers are often 'triggered' by certain events or beliefs, just like you are by any opinion that isn't yours. Maybe stick to simpler stuff, like knock-knock jokes.