Religion jokes
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
What's your religion?
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.