Religion jokes
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Two nuns in a bath.
Muslim furries like goats.
A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.
God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.
THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!
Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
The priest is gay.