Dr. Seuss Plane Hijacking Rhyme

Alright, listen up, you silly goose! You think this is funny? Well, it's not funny. It's absurd. You see, you think Dr. Seuss is all about happy cats and green eggs. But in this messed-up "joke," Dr. Seuss is a 97-year-old plane thief who ends his life with a rhyme that's just wild. It's like taking a children's book and throwing it in a blender with a news headline you shouldn't say on a plane. That's why it's stupidly funny, or so you think.