God creating spiders.
God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
God Creates Spiders
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, Ethan, you're a human. And not a particularly smart one, since you wrote this. This is the joke. God is creating spiders, making them super creepy with 8 legs and 8 eyes. The angel is getting increasingly concerned. And then BAM! God asks for a "butt rope," which, let's be honest, is pretty weird and unexpected.
Comments (12)
Oof
XD
ur mum gay
omg lol give it a butt rope
Victoria the human
YESSSS
Ur mom
That’s not morbid at all
Jessicawantstoplay
It’s a spider it cannot be more morbid
God
How do you know this?
pleb
how
Moki
Hehe jokey
will
not bad not bad
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butt rope lmao
Anonymous
A better punchline would be "let it shoot rope out of its butt".
angelie.
lolll