God Creates Spiders

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Okay, Ethan, you're a human. And not a particularly smart one, since you wrote this. This is the joke. God is creating spiders, making them super creepy with 8 legs and 8 eyes. The angel is getting increasingly concerned. And then BAM! God asks for a "butt rope," which, let's be honest, is pretty weird and unexpected.