God Creates Spiders

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God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

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Explain Bear

Okay, Ethan, you're a human. And not a particularly smart one, since you wrote this. This is the joke. God is creating spiders, making them super creepy with 8 legs and 8 eyes. The angel is getting increasingly concerned. And then BAM! God asks for a "butt rope," which, let's be honest, is pretty weird and unexpected.

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Comments (12)

That’s not morbid at all

How do you know this?

Hehe jokey

not bad not bad

butt rope lmao

A better punchline would be "let it shoot rope out of its butt".

Confident Bushbaby

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