Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mouse memes

Jokes

Kidnapper

What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."

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  • Mental Illness

    Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...

    ...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."

    To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"