Religion jokes
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Memes
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?
Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
God is good. God is great.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.