Religion jokes
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.