Religion jokes
God is good. God is great.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
God bless the shooting that happened.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?
Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?
“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”
Do y'all love God?
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.