Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Real dark. Aaron slit his wrists because "it's him" sounds like "it's hymn", which is about praising god. People who commit suicide go to hell, according to some. You are probably going to hell too. Maybe you should consider writing some hymns.