Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Orphans and Catholicism
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you numbskull. The joke is playing on the word "no." Orphans got no parents, and Catholics supposedly got "no sex before marriage." Get it? You probably don't, considering you thought Crocs were high fashion.