Religion jokes
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?
Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
God is good. God is great.
Priests are priests.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
God bless the shooting that happened.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.