Religion jokes
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Memes
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
God bless the shooting that happened.
God is good. God is great.
Priests are priests.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.
Allahu Akbar.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.