Religion jokes

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11... Allahu Akbar!

Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.

Why did Technoblade die?

Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."

Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the airport.

Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.

Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.

My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.

What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?

"Bale me out!"

Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.

The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.

I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?

Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.

Me: Oh, okay.

Goes to school.

Teacher: How were humans made?

Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.

Teacher: 😑

Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!

What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?

What God do rats worship?

Cheesus.

Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬