Religion jokes
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
The priest is gay.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
When is a priest's best compromise?
A failed Baptism.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
Jesus is what he eats!
Shit!
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross š
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.