Religion

Religion jokes

Virgin

God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.

THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!

Catholicism

Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.

Rape

The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.

During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. πŸ˜‘πŸ€¬πŸ–•πŸ»πŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸ½πŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΏ

Memes

Mom

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.

Priest

If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.

Teacher

Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.

Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.

Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.

Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.

Pastor: You deserve to die.

- I attack

God

You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?

Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)

God

The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.

My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?

Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D

Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?

Me: Call The Police Ka!!!

Priest

What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.

Watch

A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.

Devil

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

Girlfriend

Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.

Jew

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."